Distorted Christmas Lyrics

Last night in the car kiddo was practicing for her upcoming Christmas program at school. She was trying to sing The Twelve Days of Christmas and asked evil Mommy for help.

Hehehe... please be sure to check youtube and listen to "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by Bob and Doug MacKenzie and remember, this the stuff I grew up on. Don't forget, "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" and "I am Santa Claus" (think Black Sabbath).

Here is Michela's (final) version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve jump ropes jumping
Eleven kittens purring
Ten snowmen melting
Nine reindeer farting
Eight comic books
Seven Roller Skates
Six Barbie Dolls
Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden lipsticks!
Four toe rings
Three little ponies
Two turtle necks
And a beer... in a tree.

I can't wait to hear from the music teacher. Muhahahaha!